Sex Worker Karaoke
This is a rewrite of the lyrics to Dolly Parton’s Nine to Five and make it more a sex worker song.
♫Tumble into bed/And fumble with his trousers/lube up my hands and pull out his schnauzer/swellin’, erectin’, it’ll come to life/Give ‘em a blow job/And the blood starts pumpin’/ Then back on the streets and the traffic starts jumpin’/And whores like me on the stroll from nine to five♪
Chorus: ♫Whorin’ 9 to 5/ It’s a way to make a livin’/Barely gettin’ off/It’s all takin’ and no givin’/They call it a crime so you better not get busted/It’s a law that drives you/Crazy if you let it♪♪
♪Sex workin’, it’s a service with no victims/You would think that I/Wouldn’t deserve any probation/Try to do my job/But I always get arrested /I swear sometimes that cop is out to get me/Ohhhh…
Government treats us/As if we don’t matter/We’re just some hoes/On societies ladder/But prostitution will never go away♫
2nd chorus: ♫Whoring nine to five/It’s a way to make a livin’/Barely gettin’ off/It’s all takin’/And no givin’/They call it a crime/ So you better not get busted/It’s a law that drives you Crazy if you let it♫
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