Ask Dr. Whore

Dear Dr. Whore,
How do I work on my period?
That's simple, most girls actually DON'T work on their period, they would rather take the time off. But if your like me and have those seemily never ending periods, taking time off might be financially stressful. What we like to do is use a Sea Sponge (available at your local comestic store). Boil the sea sponge with hot water, to sterilize it), then thread dental floss through in and then just use it like you would a tampon. It feels natural so neither you or your client will feel anything!
Dear Whore,
I am a very sexually active women but I dont wanna give a blow job with fear of not knowing how. Could you give me tips on how to do, like the basics?
Thanks
-Headless
Have no fear headless for even amature sex pro's can give head well. You want to make sure your in a comfortable position first, you don't want to strain your neck or back, or legs. Next give the penis a nice 'hello' kiss, lick up and down the shaft, flick that tounge around. Next your going to slowly wrap your lips around the penis, (be careful of teeth!), then glide your month as far down as is comfortable to know your gag limit. Start sucking lightly on the penis, (I find most men like a soft sucking motion rather than hard and vacuumish), but if he asks for you to go harder then feel free to oblige if you wish. While your sucking make sure to pay attention to the head of the penis making sure your tougue flicks around it and especially the shaft. If your man takes long to come or if your jaw starts to feel sore feel free to use your hand and either give him a hand job while blowing him or drop the blow job and just finish him off with your hand. Good luck!
Dear Whore,
I can't stand giving oral sex! No matter if I make a client shower his dick ALWAYS smells, it's getting to the point where I just want to gag!-- Bad Taste
Bad Taste,
Try rubbing Vicks Vapor Rub (available at any drug store), in your nostriols, this will mask any odor.
Dear Whore,
My period lasts for about one week a month! I can't afford to take THAT much time off, do you have any advice?--Jess
Jess,
At any cosmetics counter you should be able to find Sea Sponges (sponge often used for removing make up), if you boil this in HOT water you can insert it into your vagina and you will be able to have intercorse cmofortably and he shouldn't be able to tell that your on your period AT ALL! Dispose of Sea Sponge after use.
Dr. Whore... WHAT is the one thing MEN love? for a 22 year old marriage... spice ours up, ok!!:) -- Gina
Gina,
First off, I hope when your hubby calls you a whore, thats he's doing it while talking dirty in bed. If not then I'd say you should Kick that trash to the curb! And don't recycle. Now, for your question, "What is the one thing men love?" Well, Gina, I'd have to say blow jobs. Here are some general tips.
- Let him watch. Men are sexually stimulated by visuals; Most think that a women is most beautiful with a penis in her mouth. Watching you give him a blow job will be like him starring in his on porn. As well, if he's watching you, you know that he's not imagining it's someone else doing it.
- Try humming. If you hum on his penis, it will give him a vibration feeling. As the saying goes, "if you hum, he'll definatly cum".
- Don't worry about gagging. You can control this, unless he starts fucking your mouth. The reason you gag is the little thing hanging down in the back of your throat. Hit that with his penis, and you're going to gag. Experiment with how far into your mouth you can take his penis before gagging.
- Swallow. Men hold women who swallow in extremely high esteem. Don't ask me to explain why, but apparently men see their come as a sacred fluid. A man can feel very offended if you spit it out, although he may not tell you that. If you swallow it with a smile on your face, he will think you are a goddess. If you have any squeamishness about swallowing, all I can tell you is not to allow yourself to think about it, just swallow quickly.
- Find out how he likes it. Ask him at some point afterward (days later, if you want) if there's anything he would like you to do differently. Men have different likes and dislikes when it comes to blowjobs, and asking is one of the best ways to find out what he likes. Paying attention to non-verbal cues when you try something new during a blowjob is another way, but asking outright is obviously the most direct.
- And finally...enjoy it! Nothing turns a guy on like knowing you enjoy giving him a blowjob, and nothing turns him off faster than getting the feeling that it's a chore for you.


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